Earth

[Intro: Lil Dicky]
[D] [D]
[G] What up, world?
It’s your [Bm] boy,
Just one of the guys down here [A]
Well, I could be more specific
[D] Uh, I’m a human
[G] And I just wanted to, you know
For the [Bm] sake of all of us earthlings out there
[A] Just wanted to say:

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]
We love the [D] Earth, it is our [G] planet
We love the [Bm] Earth, it is our [A] home
We love the [D] Earth, it is our [G] planet
We love the [Bm] Earth, it is our [A] home

[Justin Bieber]
[D] Hi, I’m a ba[G]boon
I’m like a [Bm] man, just less advanced
And my anus is [A] huge

[Ariana Grande]
[D] Hey, I’m a ze[G]bra
No one knows what I [Bm] do, but I look pretty cool
Am I white or [A ] black?

[Halsey]
I’m a [D] lion cub
And I’m [G] always getting licked (Meow)

[Zac Brown]
How’s it [Bm] going? I’m a cow (Moo)
You drink [A] milk from my tits (Moo)

[Brendon Urie]
I’m a [D] fat fuckin’ pig
[Hailee Steinfeld]
I’m a common fungus

[Wiz Khalifa]
I’m a [G] disgruntled skunk,
shoot you out my butthole

[Snoop Dogg]
I’m a [Bm] marijuana plant,
I can get you fucked up

[Kevin Hart]
[A] And I’m Kanye West

[Chorus: Lil Dicky]
We love the [D] Earth, it is our [G] planet
We love the [Bm] Earth, it is our [A] home
We love the [D] Earth, it is our [G] planet
We love the [Bm] Earth, it is our [A] home
We love the [D] Earth

[Adam Levine]
Ba-dum-ba-dum-dum, ba-dum-da-di
[G] We are the vultures, feed on the dead

[Shawn Mendes]
[Bm] We’re just some rhinos, horny as heck

[Charlie Puth]
[A] I’m just a giraffe, what’s with this neck?

[Sia]
[D] Hippity-hop, I’m a kangaroo
[G] I hop all day, up and down with you

[Miley Cyrus]
[Bm] I’m an elephant, I got junk in my trunk

[Lil Jon]
What the [A] fuck? I’m a clam!

[Rita Ora]
I’m a wolf, howl!

[Miguel]
I’m a [D] squirrel lookin’ for my next nut

[Katy Perry & Lil Dicky]
And I’m a [G] pony, just a freak horse, heh-heh-heh
But, [Bm] uh, c’mon, get on (Get on), [A] yah!
Giddy up, let’s ride

[Lil Yachty]
[D] I’m HPV[G], don’t let me [Bm] in

[Ed Sheeran]
I’m a koala and I [A] sleep all the time
So what? It’s [D] cute

[Meghan Trainor]
We love you, Indi[G]a

[Joel Embiid]
We love you, Afri[Bm]ca

[Tory Lanez]
We love the Chinese

[Lil Dicky]
We for[A]give you, Germany

[Chorus: Lil Dicky, (Snoop Dogg), Meghan Trainor, Lil Dicky & Sia, John Legend]
[D] Earth, it is our [G] planet (It’s our planet)
We love the [Bm] Earth (We love the Earth),
It is our [A] home (Home)
We love the [D] Earth,
It is our [G] planet (It is our planet)
We love the [Bm] Earth, it is our [A] home
We love the [D] Earth

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky]
I’m a man [G] (Hello?)
Can you hear me?
(Anyone [Bm] out there? Hello?)
I’ve trudged the Earth for [A] so damn long
And still don’t know [D] shit (What’s going on?)
I hope it’s not a simulation (Huh)
[G] Give each other names like Ahmed and Pedro
And, [Bm] yeah, we like to wear clothes,
Girls still look beautiful
And it [A] covers up our human dick (Woo),
Eat a lot of tuna fish
But these [D] days, it’s like we don’t know how to act
All these [G] shootings, pollution,
We under attack on our[Bm]selves
Like, let’s all just chill (Hey),
Respect what we [A] built (Hey)
Like look at the internet! It’s cracking as [D] hell
Fellas, don’t you love to cum when you have sex? (Ayy)
And [G] I heard women orgasms
Are better than a dick’s (Uh)
So [Bm] what we got this land for?
What we gotta stand for?
[A] Love, and we love the [D] Earth [G]
The [Bm] Earth [A]

[Ariana Grande]
Oh, [D] yeah, baby[G], I love the [Bm] Earth
I love this [A] planet

[Lil Dicky]
Hey, [D] Russia, we’re cool
Hey, [G] Asia, all of you, c’mon
Every [Bm] one of you from the plains to the Sahara
[A] Let’s come together and live

[Choir]
[D] Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum,
[G] Hum-dum-dum-dae-dum

[PSY]
[Bm] 우-우-우리는 지구를 사랑해요

[Bad Bunny]
[A] Amamos la tierra

[Kris Wu]
我们爱地球

[Outro: Lil Dicky, Ariana Grande & Justin Bieber]
(We [D] love you, we love you)
C’mon everybody, [G] I know we’re not all the same
But we’re living on the [Bm] same Earth
(We love you, we love you)
Have you ever been to Earth?
[A] Everyone who is listening has been to Earth, Ariana
(We love you, we love you)
We’re not [D] making music for aliens here
Are we gonna [G] die?
You know what, Bieber? We might die
(We love you, we love you)
[Bm] I’m not going to lie to you
I mean, there’s so many people out here
Who don’t [A] think global warming’s a real thing
You know? We gotta save this [D] planet
We’re being stupid
Unless we get our shit together [G] now

[Lil Dicky:]
Guys, everybody look into whatever the [Bm] fuck
Leonardo DiCaprio is always pushing, [A] ‘cause I feel
like that guy knows more about… [D] the Earth and
how we’re fuckin’ it up than… [G] anybody!
If the aliens did come, we should definitely [Bm] send
Leo as our guy, our rep. In fact, [A] the profits that
come along with the streams and the sale of this [D]
song are going right into the Earth
Let’s raise some money for charity
[G] Any words, Leo?

[Leonardo DiCaprio:]
This might [Bm] be my favorite song ever
It’s awesome [A]

[Lil Dicky:]
Wow
Thanks, Leo

[Backstreet Boys:]
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
We love the Earth, it is our planet
We love the Earth, it is our home
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Woo, hoo, hoo!)

[Lil Dicky:]
(Guys, thank you so much)