The Lazy Song

To[B]day, I don’t feel [F#] like doing a[E]nything
[B] I just wanna [F#] lay in my be[E]d
Don’t [B] feel like picking [F#] up my phone
So [E] leave a message at the tone
‘Cause to[B]day, I swear, I’m [F#] not doing a[E]nything

I’m gonna [B] kick my feet up, then [F#] stare at the fan
[E] Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
[B] Nobody’s gon’ [F#] tell me I ca[E]n’t, nah
I’ll be [B] lounging on the couch,
Just [F#] chillin’ in my Snuggie
[E]Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
‘Cause [B] in my castle, [F#] I’m the freaki[E]ng man

Oh-oh, [C#m] yes, I said it
[Ebm] I said it, I [E] said it, ‘cause I [F#] can

To[B]day, I don’t feel [F#] like doing a[E]nything
[B] I just wanna [F#] lay in my be[E]d
Don’t [B] feel like picking [F#] up my phone
So [E] leave a message at the tone
‘Cause to[B]day, I swear, I’m [F#] not doing a[E]nything

Nothing at all [B] (Woo-hoo, [F#] woo-hoo, [E] ooh)
Nothing at all [B] (Woo-hoo, [F#] woo-hoo, [E] ooh)

Tomorrow, [B] I’ll wake up, do some [F#] P90X
Meet a [E] really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And [B] she’s gonna scream [F#] out, “This is grea[E]t!”
(Oh my God, this is great)
Yeah, I [B] might mess around
And get my [F#] college degree
I [E] bet my old man will be so proud of me
But [B] sorry, pops, you’ll [F#] just have to wai[E]t

Oh-oh, [C#m] yes, I said it
[Ebm] I said it, I [E] said it, ‘cause I [F#] can
To[B]day, I don’t feel [F#] like doing a[E]nything
[B] I just wanna [F#] lay in my be[E]d
Don’t [B] feel like picking [F#] up my phone
So [E] leave a message at the tone
‘Cause to[B]day, I swear, I’m [F#] not doing a[E]nything

No, I [C#m] ain’t gonna comb my [F#] hair
‘Cause [G#m] I ain’t going anywhere
[C#m] No, no, no, no, [F#] no, no, no, no, no, [G#m] oh
I’ll just [C#m] strut in my birthday [F#] suit
And let [G#m] everything hang loose
[C#m] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
[F#] yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, [G#m] yeah

To[B]day, I don’t feel [F#] like doing a[E]nything
[B] I just wanna [F#] lay in my be[E]d
Don’t [B] feel like picking [F#] up my phone
So [E] leave a message at the tone
‘Cause to[B]day, I swear, I’m [F#] not doing a[E]nything

Nothing at all [B] (Woo-hoo, [F#] woo-hoo, [E] ooh)
Nothing at all [B] (Woo-hoo, [F#] woo-hoo, [E] ooh)
Nothing at [N.C.] all